“ ther is a rumor that someone pooped on the grill, and it’s pretty convincingly true, but that aint stoppin nobody from eating there ”
ThreeStar (via lauch)
“ the booty is always browner on the other cheek ”
DudeStar (via lauch)
Look at my arm right there. You see that? I got that when I was 18 years old, and I’ll tell you something: I regret it, cause this tattoo don’t come off. I have a tattoo of “bitch” because I loved bitches then. So I get the terrible font and I go in there and I’m a little drunk… and I said, “Gimme that tattoo that says “bitch”…. love those bitches… ” And now I have a bitch tattoo, a bitch on my arm, Brendan. Don’t get a tattoo, that’s what I’m telling you. Play soccer. Brendon, take a look at my chest. You know what that is right there? That’s the woman from the Chiquita Banana. I got that tattooed on my chest. I am an idiot. I’ve got trademarked products all over my body. It’s like going to a market. Because I was drunk one night. Don’t live like me.
beyonce is making the face adults make when they “lose” a game to a child